DIFFERENCE

What's the difference between a hockey mom from Alaska named Sarah Palin and President George W. Bush...................... LIPSTICK!!!

The Newest Baldwin Brother

Yes,

Today I am becoming the newest Baldwin brother (Dale Baldwin) and following in the steps of my older brother Alec. I will be moving to Tijuana, Mexico (also known as TJ by all my San Diego peeps) if Mccain - Palin wins this election in November. I refuse to listen to that nasally heifer (not really the word I was going for, but trying to stay PG) for the next four years, and God forbid for some reason she takes over the presidency for Mccain!

Let me stop, because I don't have UNIVERSAL health care yet and this chick is making my blood pressure rise!

quick lesson!

vet: to subject to usually expert appraisal or correction b: to evaluate for possible approval or acceptance

this seems to be something that my dear friend John Mccain forgot to do before picking his VP candidate. And this is the man that over 40% of the nation want to vote for... *sigh*

THE SICKEST THING EVER!!!

Ok, So I know that I'm like a millenium late... But I just witnessed the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life. I finally did, what people have been telling me to do but I have put off. I watched "TWO GIRLS AND ONE CUP". I LITERALLY vomitted in my mouth while watching this. All I can say is WHY?!?!?!? Damn... I was going to put a link up here for those of you out there who have yet to witness it, but I wouldn't wish that sight upon my worst enemy.

Below is a picture capturing my first encounter with "Two girls and a cup"

IM BACK BI&%HES

After a much needed VACAY... your boy is back... its a new season and i've got to give my reading fans what they want... I got my swag back!!!

GOTta CRAM???

Ok, So I have been in school FOREVER and have a problem. I constantly tell myself that I'm going to stop procrastinating and be proactive in regards to my exams. But I never do it. I always wait til that small window right before the exam when you get the feeling of panic and a bead of sweat forms on your forehead. Then I say to myself, "Hey, I really might fail this fu&%ing exam". So, that is where I am right now... staring down my decedents estates II exam on Tuesday and that feeling has just hit me. Instead of burying my head in my book, I decided to teach the world a life lesson and try to prevent this plague from striking those of you out there who still have a chance to beat it.

P.S. I designed that "GOTta CRAM?"... I see it on a shirt and I'm gonna sue! (I'm in law school, duh!!!)

I hate it when...

You go somewhere and you see a familiar face from the past and forget their name. In my case it was the airport. My grandmother came in from Dominica last night for her yearly visit, and my mother and I were waiting in baggage claim for her. I saw an old friend and instinctively called out his name. However, my instincts were wrong. This was not the friend whose name I had called. This in fact was another good friend that lived next to me in my freshman dorm at ECU. I knew who he was, but the fright of having called him the name of another had me lost for words. As I scrambled to pick up the pieces of what was proving to be an embarassing moment, I knew that I had but one ally. FACEBOOK!!! yes my children, FACEBOOK. The social networking of the Gods! I pulled out my IPHONE and went to work, I started surfing my pages and knew that I had one last chance to confirm his name before he gathered his luggage and left the airport. And there it was in black and white, I was right this time and had now matched my name with a face. Right as this occurred he had grabbed his luggage and was walking out of the airport... I nonchalantly turned to him and said "see you later (insert name here)". I saw the look of satisfaction in his eye and knew that my mission was now complete.

So... today I dedicate my blog to none other than Mark Zuckerberg and his facebook staff for preventing what could have been a disastrous encounter with an old friend.