ok... so what i have to say today could be construed as a bit on the vulgar or "dirty" side. But I was having a conversation w/ a friend (this friend will remained unnamed even though if you go to school with me you know who the dirtiest mind in school is) about my theory on things with the human (specifically male) anatomy. We were discussing how guys are stupid and use the wrong head to make decisions.
OK... At this point I'm sure everyone is seeing where I'm going with this... LOL
Anyways, I was explaining to her that I viewed the male genitals much in the light as I do the appendix. Follow me now... See, the appendix is one of those remnants of primitive man. It was a second stomach for humans back when we had to digest raw meat, but it is no longer needed for that function but is still in our bodies. Much like primitive man had a smaller brain and therefore men were given the penis as a second brain (LOL). Over time the brain in the head grew and the use of the penis as a brain became obsolete. However, it is still there telling us to do things when in reality we no longer need its input (hence, getting men into trouble). I backed up my theory by adding evidence of the fact that humans have like the largest penis in the animal kingdom in proportion to our bodies. Anyways, I ended this by dubbing my theory the "BIG BURST THEORY"... You may ask yourself why I dubbed it such... Well I told my friend that while both the appendix and penis are no longer needed in their primitive roles, they are there and still cause problems in our bodies because they both BURST at the worst possible time.
So yeah, look out for my theory to be published in Popular Science Magazine sometime soon.
2 comments:
I LOVE THIS BLOG...Your friend must be a pretty "dirty"minded individual...
Dale, you are a goof. But that was hilarious. You should see my blog at royalty1997.blogspot.com. Find out about my enlightening internship. lol.
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