I just survived the battle of my life with a devilish dog! I was walking through the jungles of downtown Durham, and there stood what seemed to be a mild mannered Golden Retriever. I smiled at the dog and it instantly turned into the monster dog Cujo, straight out of the Stephen King novel. It began a charge for me and I froze. I stood there as my life flashed before my eyes and knew that this was my last dance. I made the decision that if I was going to go out today, I was going to do it like a G (G= "gangsta" for you suburbanites). I braced myself for the imminent tackle from the dog and opened my eyes after a few seconds to realize that this dog was chained!!!! HAHA, I said taunting the dog and thanking American Steel for making this chain that had saved my life.
I had survived this battle today, but who knows if I will be this lucky again!
3 comments:
at least u didn't shoot him. lol.
good job dale...good job :)
Dale,
I am in tears. That was hilarious. A little disturbing but hilarious.
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